Social Network Overload

So this guy was advertising on Cragslist for someone to manage:

"accounts with various online social networking sites including, but not limited to, Friendster, LinkedIn, Tribe, Orkut, Ryze, Spoke, ZeroDegrees, Ecademy, RealContacts, Tickle, MySpace, Yafro, EveryonesConnected, Friendzy, FriendSurfer, Evite, Plaxo, Squiby, and WhizSpark."

Yup. I need an assistant too. You can actually be too connected. No time to actually spend with anyone... barely enough time to update all my profiles. How odd.